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[daisygamgee]

To Any Frodos That Are Married To My So-Called Father:
You. Me. Blackmail. I have pictures! I really do! It's not a lie! Not only pictures, but pictures involving ELVES. Female ones at that. I have not yet decided my price.
Love,
Daisy
xxx

Comments

[mrfrodo]

Um... those are from my last spa treament! Those elves? They're my massage therapists. Yeah, that's it.

[daisygamgee]

*looks at pictures*

I SO don't believe you. Give me... um... 12 crates of vodka, and 19 new zippos and a pony and a unicycle and some helium balloons and maybe I won't show Dad. Maybe.

[mayorsamgamgee]

*putters past, glances over Daisy's shoulder*

....*looks again*

!!!!!

[mrfrodo]

Oh shit.

Um... I was auditioning for new lawn gnomes?

[a_ringwraith]

*rolls through portal, fighting like mad with an enraged King*

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingelessar]

You are going down!

*tries to stab you with his dagger*

[a_ringwraith]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!

*holds dagger away, pushes Kingy off*

Can't you just have Dos Rondos make another Evenstar?

*hurls Aeglos at you.*

[kingelessar]

*catches the spear, twirls it, halts in ready position*

No. I want the, uh, first replica.