World 1-2 [Voice]

[dakingofawesome]

Right, listen up you chumps. If you don't already know who I am, I'm the baddest and most evilest tyrant around, King Bowser Koopa. But that's not what I want to talk to you all about! None of my uh, royal buddies are here to do stuff with. So I'm looking for fellow royal blood! Kings, queens, princes... princesses. Yeah, doesn't matter! Heck, if

Comments

[causeblocked]

So if someone conquers an area and makes himself the king of it, does his blood automatically turn blue?

[dakingofawesome]

Huh? What are you talking about?

[causeblocked]

You said royal people have blue blood, right? But the bloodline has to start somewhere.

[dakingofawesome]

Oh come on! You too? It's metaphorical!

[causeblocked]

You didn't make it sound metaphorical.

[dakingofawesome]

Yeah, well your face isn't metaphorical either. Neither is this fist.

[causeblocked]

Are you going to punch your book, then?

[dakingofawesome]

What? No! Yeesh, how stupid are you?

[causeblocked]

Well, it's not like you can actually punch me from where you are, so your threat was a little hollow.

[dakingofawesome]

What, you don't have telephone threats where you come from?

[causeblocked]

Point taken.

So you're looking for royalty just to hang out with, huh?

[dakingofawesome]

Yeah, exactly. For royal buddy stuff.

[causeblocked]

Especially princesses?

[dakingofawesome]

They throw the best parties.

[causeblocked]

Oh, of course. And you're the sort of guy that loves a good party.

[dakingofawesome]

Yeah. Love 'em! [Only, you know, really. Sure, he ruins all of Mario's parties, but he can't resist showing up to all of them.]