If you actually believed that last entry, you're stupider than I thought.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK LIVEJOURNAL

Yes my friends and enemies, the time has come to reveal my identity. I know there have been many different theories on my actual identity but all of them have been wrong. I am not John Stamos. I am not some random person from Seattle, Washington. I actually live in Florence, Massachusetts. Yes, you read right. I live in Florence. I graduated from ( Read more... )

I thought I should update to inform all of you that I am the hottest motherfucker on the face of the planet.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK LIVEJOURNAL

Love,
Da LJ Marauder

Life has been kicking ass lately. I was thinking about not making fun of people anymore, taking a more positive outlook on life. But then I say to myself, "You can't stop making fun of people! If you stop making fun of people, they will feel like they can do anything they want! They can make all kinds of lame updates that scream to be maraudered!" ( Read more... )

I've decided to start learning how to play the bagpipes. To anyone who thinks bagpipes are for losers, i'd like to say "Fuck off," in advance. I'm going to be to the bagpipes what Jimi Hendrix to the guitar. I'm going to get really good and then start lighting my bagpipes on fire for the hell of it. Then I'm going to tour around the world and make ( Read more... )

fuck yo today is like shit cuz like my ma trayd killin herself but i stopd her yo so shes alive and sht but whateva im gon to take a shit d00d

im mad bord yo deres like nuttin ta do its like raining outside and ders lots of ambulances my neighbors prolly got rabies again whatev tho ill tool on more dumb idiot kids who live in northampton hahahaha massachsssseeetttessdsfs is mad gay

ders dis reely ugly girl at skool dat i hate yo damn bitch
i try to keep it reul but sometimes it dusent werk cuz im so whyte
i hate livejournal