Wow no one reads this. Yay! but regardless, now Im a marine and shit. And there that is

because I can.... You should all (one of you) go read leasticoulddo.com. it promotes safe sex!


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Dal is faaaaaaaar too busy playing Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates to update his livejournal. Also its five in the morning and Ninja Turtles is on. But it's crappy new Ninja Turtles. So I guess I'll update instead ( Read more... )

but noooooo... cause girls keep saying I'm so hot and they want to have sex with me. It's so hard to be this attractive and keep up with school.

Quote of the day : "Do you want me to hold that while you screw?"

The Keys to Your Heart
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More proof that some people are stupid. "I was both frightened and scared." Yay for using synonyms to decribe your complex emotions. Next we'll have people saying "I listen to ICP and bad music." or "I'm mad that I'm angry ( Read more... )

Santa was invented so parents didn't have to take the heat for not getting their snot-nosed brats the right crap for Christmas while they (both the parents and their hellspawn) COMPLETELY MISS THE POINT of the holiday. CHRIST-mas.

Stroker and Hoop is really funny. Sometimes. "You clichedly evil bastard why?"

Drug lord: "When we find Stroker and Hoop, we'll cut your balls off"
Drug Thug: "And make you eat them."
Mechanic: "I sure wish I didn't know Spanish"

Yes, it makes me laugh. Ha

(http://lostgarden.com/2005/09/nintendos-genre-innovation-strategy.html) ...So anyone who has heard the revolution controller's a remote and pissed on it needs to read this article. Nintendio is what's keeping gaming alive. If you remove Nintendo ( Read more... )

SO! I slept about 2 hours last night and now I'm about to sleep. Need to be up by 7:20 for werk tomorrow and thought I'd put something out there. Queen of Wands (http://www.queenofwands.net) is, by far, the most engaging, heartbreaking, funny-ass story I have every had the pleasure to ( Read more... )