I almost couldn't even figure out how to post this, Livejournal has changed so much. Honestly... I've pretty much given up on LJ. With the advent of MySpace, Facebook, and all the others... I figured this was pretty much obsolete. It was interesting getting back on here. As I suspected, most of my old LJ friends have quit updating. Reading my old ( Read more... )

Why Scratching relieves an itch.

Microsoft offers $44.6 BILLION for Yahoo

Well, finally made the switch. No longer a waiter, full time Farmers insurance agency owner and operator. I'm surprised I still even have an LJ. Haha.

Because it's good to know who your competition is:

The Competition

"Bears Fan To Change Name To Peyton Manning
Lost Super Bowl Bet Leads Die-Hard Fan To Take Name Of Colts' MVP Quarterback"

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So I got a Fact or Crap Calendar for Christmas and today's question:

During the middle of the 19th century, arsenic was known as "inheritance powder."

Loved it!

PS - Fact.

"May the fetus you save be gay."

I don't know... I thought it was funny.

"Great acting is being able to create a character.
Great character is being able to be yourself."

-John Leguizamo-

Your Language Arts Grade: 100%

Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).

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"...Now raise it downward, raise it downward!"

Lady and guy at Safeway using a pallet jack and dealing with a broken pallet.