Liquor makes me shit out sushi.

Jan 27, 2005 09:54

mmmm...I LOVE MUSTARD. I put that statement in all caps just to ( Read more... )

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8lucid_dream8 January 27 2005, 11:57:00 UTC
poo on you.

i dont want a puppy. i want a kitten. now. get me one. grey.

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damagedinside86 January 27 2005, 12:28:02 UTC
I want a pet Korean boy..but we can't all get what we
want, now can we? By the way, Am I the only one that
notices it's hot in here?

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8lucid_dream8 January 27 2005, 12:30:32 UTC
I'll trade you a Korean boy for a grey kitten.

And it is not hot. Its just me.

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damagedinside86 January 27 2005, 12:32:45 UTC
ZING!

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rhinohed January 27 2005, 13:18:51 UTC
i suggest not eating glass.
i also hope i posted this in time.

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damagedinside86 January 27 2005, 13:22:22 UTC
If I do, I promise I will spit blood onto a canvas
and mail it to you.

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rhinohed January 27 2005, 13:24:59 UTC
okay fucking rock on. i'll jizz all over it andattack it with sharpies then pass it to the next.

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damagedinside86 January 27 2005, 13:29:39 UTC
Sounds like a "blast"...[DRUMROLL].

Dude, I gotta finally buy some shit from
your site. This weekend, provided I have time.

Scout's honor...and by that I mean, I'll have to stop
fucking boyscouts if I lie to you..and that's not
happening anytime soon.

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damagedinside86 January 27 2005, 13:49:21 UTC
Rock? I haven't done cocaine in the longest.
Thank you by the way.

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biff_mcfresh January 27 2005, 22:44:24 UTC
I'd skullfuck Cher, but I don't think her eyesockets would give at all, after all those facelifts. This makes my penis lonely, and her face scary.

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damagedinside86 January 31 2005, 10:12:40 UTC
If you scull fucked her fast enough, the
friction would melt the plastic.
The only thing on her that hasn't been altered
is her talent...and that's because she doesn't
have any.

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brown_eyed_boy January 28 2005, 07:36:17 UTC
i personally like kirstie alley in 'look who's talking' when shes pregnant. i bet if she knew beforehand that her babies were able to communicate she woulda aborted them and kept their fetus's at her office

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I have a question...and for once, it has nothing to do with why I can't shit with the lights on... damagedinside86 January 31 2005, 10:10:17 UTC
That was the movie that Kirstie Alley got an Oscar for?
What excellent acting. John Travolta was amazing as well.
Her acting was almost as good as Madonna's is convincing
the world that she's not a man...which she is...
Her arms are the size of my police record.

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