This is where the journal ends.
I'd say it was a good run....
Thank you for reading my thoughts.

Signed,
Me.

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Remember how the Ninja turtles always got crazy shit on their ( Read more... )

Cow porn has never been this hot.

Udder-ly amazing...The only “healthy” product

this Pork-slut fork lifted into her mouth

is the time she ate the entire Big Apple. How she

got New York City down her stomach is as mysterious

as the disappearance of her eyebrows.

[don’t tell anybody the secret: she ate them.]


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mmmm...I LOVE MUSTARD. I put that statement in all caps just to ( Read more... )

I don't mean to sound controversial, but I support
horse abortions.

Please don't make a comment about how you hate me
now....I want to change.

I have a question: Why does everybody automatically assume that ( Read more... )

DiarrheaDave86: I always wondered if Wayne & Garth and Bill & Ted would get along.
DiarrheaDave86: I've been thinking about it ALOT...
blueponymy: yeah, probably.

If this doesn't make sense to you then you are gay and
probably still think that Weird Al Yankovic songs are
funny [which they are].

I've been thinking about something else [other than how
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Friends Only


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