So I had an amusing interaction on the T today. Riding on in the middle of one of the newer ones probably around 1pm I'm just sitting there, leaning forward, with my hands interlocked and a possibly thoughtful look on my face. I notice that the kid across from me and to the right, maybe 9 years old or so is doing the exact same thing, mimicking my ( Read more... )

Some people need chicken soup for the soul, that probably wouldn't hurt me either, but at the moment I'm sick. Therefore I need chicken soup (indirectly) for the anus. I've attacked this cold with so much/many gusto, coughdrops, advil cold + sinus, airborn that it's going to fucking cryyyyy for mercy. I should be golden within a few days. I can't ( Read more... )

Here's to a new year. Here's to learning from our mistakes, to not repeating them. To forgiving ourselves for the hurt we caused, even if those we hurt can't forgive us. To forgiving others for the hurt they caused us. Everybody fucks up sometimes, some things just can't be undone, can't be fixed. Here's to letting go. Here's to the understanding ( Read more... )

Say nice things or I'll kill your pets. Present and future.

For the first time in my life, I was accosted by a hooker last night. She first tried to sell me 2 polaroid cameras. When I declined, she said "How bout some pussy?".

Awww, god bless brookline.

I feel better.
Can't be a drama-queen all the time, I don't have the posture for it.

Yep, back online. 'bout friggin time ( Read more... )

No interweb at my apartment yet...
not fun.
It won't work till Friday.
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I smoked a cigar.
I went go-kart racing.
hooray.

Yea, bitches.