I'm in Idaho, and for all you fucking unoriginal fucks, NO, i havent seen any potatoes yet. And I'm a college guy now, just registered for a class ( Read more... )

A - Age - 20 ( Read more... )

Is gonna be a day that starts out shitty and gradually gets great ( Read more... )

They caught that dirty mother fucker last night, and he looked kinda like a homeless Santa Claus. He had $750,000 on him, GDub should spread that up and give a x-mas bonus to all our troops in-country, maybe he can spare some of the 87 Billion dollars and hook em up. Fat fuckin chance, but just a thought. Anyway im just glad they caught that old ( Read more... )

Go fuckin figure, the Marine Corps continues to make my life shitty. My Career Jammer basically told me this weekend to 'wait' in a really nice way that took 10 minutes. I wish they wouldnt sugar coat things, thats somethin I expect out of the Air Force, my expectations of the Marine Corps would be 'keep waitin mother fucker and quit buggin me ( Read more... )

I swear to god be the next one to piss me off, see where it gets you.

IM A PIMP

I SWEAR TO GOD THE NEXT PERSON WHO CRACKS A POTATO JOKE IS GOING TO GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. I PROMISE YOU THAT. TELL YOUR FRIENDS WHO DONT READ LIVE JOURNAL ALSO. CAUSE ILL PUNCH THEM TOO. SO...BE THE NEXT PERSON TO JOKE ABOUT IDAHO OR POTATOES OR THE FACT THAT IM GOING TO LIVE THERE. FIRST, ILL PUNCH YOUR DUMB ASS...THEN ILL START WITH THE ( Read more... )

If anyone is doin somethin cool, lemme know, I'm BORED.

FUCK I HATE THE YANKEES