Have some plot going on that needs a clear antagonist you don't have? Or maybe the bad guy just isn't as epic as he could be. Maybe your problem is even that you need an excuse for someone in a moral gray area to do something terrible.

I have a solution that can benefit us both!Basically, I am, full-time, volunteering Ganondorf to be a dick behind ( Read more... )

[Filtered to the Major]

Am I speaking with the commander of Millenium? I once mentioned that I might have a job for you in the future. That time is drawing near enough that we should start making arrangements.

[Filtered to Melvin and Oswald]Everything is falling into place--the Princess is suspicious, but she knows nothing, and to investigate she is playing into my hands. Your patience with me biding my time will be rewarded shortly, but we must ensure that we and all others under us keep a low profile ( Read more... )

I apologize for taking such abrupt leave, Princess. Emergency meeting with my second-in-command presiding over Gerudo Fortress; we had to resolve a flaw in the irrigation system that could have been catastrophic. It's somehow surreal, after living so long in the desert, how commonplace and negligible water can be out here to the east. Truly, life ( Read more... )

[[Filtered messages presumably all delivered at different times. In person, actually, aside from the one to King Zora. Consider them exposition.]]

[Filtered to Gerudo tribe (NPCs)]

All that work to communicate with the oni, and they didn't have it. Idiots! Begin searching for oni on the surface. Form up into small bands to scour the continent. ( Read more... )