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[dampha]

Surely by now you've heard that the Reverend Ted Haggard is "completely heterosexual."

In other news, the 40-ounce t-bone steak that I ate last night was completely vegetarian.

And the weather in Madison right now is completely tropical.

I could continue in this vein for some time.

Comments

[elephantgiraffe]

I'm not sure what 'completely heterosexual' means, especially in the context of his having had sex with another man. That has to make him, at maximum, 93% heterosexual. I'm afraid he's not even in the top 10 most heterosexual in his class.

[elephantgiraffe]

You mean TV's Dirk Bean

[elephantgiraffe]

Oh yeah, him. Didn't I seem him in something where you were eating rope?

[fountainal]

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