Lessons on Life and Tuna Fish Sandwhiches.

[dan1099]

One day, a man will present you with a tuna fish sandwhich made with Miracle Whip instead of mayonaisse. He will claim that it is a tastier sandwhich with a bit of zing to it. This man is a liar. A heretic, meant to tempt you away from sandwhichy goodness. Stay in the light.

This man also has a slightly less evil cousin, that, while not damning, is

Comments

[thebob666]

My mom made the best tuna fish sandwhiches. I think her secret was a little bit of chopped onion in it. I haven't ever been able to reproduce it, I always add to much or too little of something. But take my word for it, they were awesome.

[skeeballstar]

I like toasted bread for mine. Is that allowed?

[dan1099]

allowed? required.

[wonderboy8600]

Wow

*slow clap*

[oyesipms]

Where did this come from?

[dan1099]

I had a tuna sandwhich the other day. That's all.

[ioncow00]

Funny story: A customer came in to Kroger returning a bag full of cans of tuna. Her problem? She didn't realize that "Chicken of the Sea" is tuna, not actually chicken.

Anyway, I thought it kind of related.

[dan1099]

Funny story: I hope she dies in a fire.