So there I was, walking into work just as I would on any given random night. I enter through the big wooden double doors to find the girl I'm about to relieve talking with some random maintainence guy.

MG: "So is this your fiance?"
Girl at work scoffs, : "No!"
Me: "How flattering."

How else am I suppose to take such an abhorrent response?

"Police fearing deadly confrontations with jittery residents enforced a new order that bars homeowners from owning guns"

So.... the constitution only counts when things are going well?

So Walmart gives 17 million dollars cash for rebuilding, 3 million dollars in supplies, and pledges to find jobs for all of their displaced associates. Talk about job security ( Read more... )

Synergy ( Read more... )

I just watched a commercial with a catchy jingle and fast paced, happy camera shots. I don't know anything about the church being advertised, but everyone looks so happy!

Note: Lawyers are soon to fall down the despising ladder, replaced by those with degrees in Marketing.

With the autumn rain comes an air of change. I recently vacationed in sunny Santa Cruz, and not so sunny San Francisco. Had lunch with the esteemed Cori and showed off my rented minivan ( Read more... )

In a Past Life...
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Perhaps the Representive Republic over true democracy was a good call...http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050808/ap_on_go_su_co/aba_civics_1;_ylt=AlENHzGWsJHFSbVGGzyTsJFg.3QA;_ylu=

( Doctor Describes RFID Implant Experience in New England Journal of Medicine Article )

Ever closer to the impending biblical armageddon, I have these friendly reminders to brighten the day ( Read more... )