Oh man, I love Hashir. Hashir is me. I should change my screenname to SometimesImHashir. Although I'm him always.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/onething.htm

See?

Lookin good, Doris! Lookin good!!


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but someone doesn't want to be my friend. So I'll just tell you what I was going to say.

Yeah Steve, only sometimes.

I'm not an alcoholic, really I'm not ( Read more... )

No Steve I don't remember that face, but I remember this one

Add me as a friend, bitch, or I can't comment!

SometimesImBill (1:35:12 AM): if you'd get out here I'd let you push anything you want ( Read more... )

I "met" Risa today. She's one cool chick.
Ryan and I did some fun shit.
I'm meeting Paris tomorrow for lunch? Maybe dinner. Maybe I can't remember at all what we're doing.
Horny and drunk isn't the best combo. It could lead to ugly chicks. It hasn't yet. I think I'll stay where I am.

First, I am not 34 years old. Don't let anyone tell you that I am. I'm clearly no older than 27. If you don't believe that, you can kiss my pale white ass ( Read more... )

Well well, look who's here. I can see your panties bunching up already. Time to bust out the Preparation H, son.

I'll properly introduce myself in a few. I don't have time for that shit right now ;)