Upon my most recent visit home, my mother introduced me to the remnants of the old Orrell family bible. Aside from the math problems done in farm terms; eg: If you have 1 bale of hay and 3 chickens and you sell 2 chickens with the promise of a yield of 3 eggs a day for a week....yeah
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I died laughing when I heard this. The following quotes are from Alec Mapa, the self-proclaimed "America's Gaysian Sweetheart". (In Connie & Carla, Desperate Housewives, and most recently that Zohan movie with Adam Sandler
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