Sup foos? I didn't die yet, don't cry. I'm here.

How to be a table tennis champMastery of technique. Unrepeated flow of life essence Strict adherence for the regiment, this make a champion. Damian wakes at 4 a.m. everyday, he eats a bowl of wheat stokes and small pebbles. We eat, then we work. Tilling the soil, catching the children ,4 to 6 hours of stroke work and match plan. And then in ( Read more... )

Aight, muh badz fo realz. I completely forgot I had dis shitz. Buh Imma tell youz wut happened n shitz.

I spentz lotta tyme at Damian'z houze n shitz becuz dat foo iz lonely n still iz bitchin' 'bout not gettin' Angie n all dis other weird shitz. He'z dis big 'ol bitch n tellin' me all dis shit 'bout, "Daymn Dan, I needz a shorty dat can treat ( Read more... )

New Year was fun shit. Yeah, stripping, beer, sex, bad karaoke by Damian fucking ass Kulash. He's not a good singer when he's a shit face drunk but he isn't all that good when he's sober eitherSitting at Damian's place while he plays ping pong with Andy and Tim. I think Tim went sane again and is now nice. Who cares, he's still weird. Damian ( Read more... )

Lindy said I should update so I decided to. I really don't know what to talk about other than last night ( Read more... )

Who started the sex list trend? You're genius, but if it was Damian, then he's not.

1. Jamie King
2. Angela Lindvall
3. Damian's sister
4. Pam Anderson Lee
5. Meg White (chick drummers are always a plus)
6. Courtney Cox
7. Amy Smart
8. Hannah of SClub 7
9. Mariah Carey
10. Julia Styles (that's not how you spell it but you know who I'm talking

It has occured to me that I don't really have alot of friends. Pimp me damnit. Pimp me good.

Anyways...updating.

I talked with Tim today, I'm amazed he didn't try to kill me because Tim's been a fuck face to angela_lindvall and her husband craig__nicholls. Pure act of jealousy. I don't blame Tim though, Angela is hot. I'd like to... *gets mind out of the gutter* ahem * ( Read more... )

Can anyone tell me what damian_kulash is bitching about? Why did he get married? Why is Damian such a girl? What's wrong with Damian in general? Was he dropped as a baby? Someone, anyone, help me out here. I am lost and I haven't been really reading his journal to know why he's being a whore.

Alright so today was fucking boring. I just sat around all day at Damian's crap apartment. We were having fun playing ping pong (he beat me but in one game). Then Tim comes over uninvited. Damian got so pissed he took the ping pong ball and smacked it at Tim's head. Now, Damian has nice strokes in ping pong, so you just imagine being hit with ( Read more... )

**pounds on the keyboard** HAHHAHA I GOT ON AND NOW THE GUYS ARE PISSED BECAUSE THEY CAN'T STAND THE NOISE **pounds some more on the keyboard...breaks it** ............fuck