sure winter sucks ( Read more... )

I'm in North Battleford now, and the TV was on, and there was an ad for Chia Pet and The Clapper on TV, not a new spin on an old thing, just the old thing. The commercials were the exact same ones as like 1994 ( Read more... )

Yep so I'm going to Japan ( Read more... )

Watson said this:
"Apparently they practiced for the first human face transplant by giving this girl the face of a horse first."

I need some camo pants again. tiger stripe camo, hellooooooooooooooo

you know when people are hanging out in a basement or something, and then one dude/chick spots a guitar and is like "oh shit! you have a guitar!" and picks it up and starts playing it? yeah, that's my cue to leave.

Seriously though, what good could the Conservatives possibly do? Fuck, what's the last great thing they did? hmmmmmm NAFTA? fuckin' assholes. Let's try privatizing health care or something next, yeah!

I have the worst gag reflex.
I just puked from brushing my teeth.
Dr. Pepper, chewy candies and Miss Vickie's Sweet Chili & Sour Cream chips.
Jesus Christ.

So watson and me was talkin' on msn about rusty trombones ( + A variation known as a "Rusty Gillespie" involves the man passing gas during a "Rusty Trombone", causing a puffing of the cheeks of the person performing anilingus, reminiscent of Dizzy Gillespie's puffed-out cheeks during his trumpet playing ) and all of a sudden I came up with this ( Read more... )

what's up with cell phones ( Read more... )