you know how I know that hollywood is run by homosexuals? Every year there's a new blockbuster movie about some faggy horse.

The only 2 things I like about cold weather are that I can take skin-peelingly-hot showers, and sleep really well wrapped in in blankets in my comfortable bed with my excess of comfortable pillows and not sweat ( Read more... )

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techno.

If I were a girl, I would buy CRATES of these:
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So there's a Rolling Stones concert going on right now a couple blocks away from my house and I just remembered that a church in my neighbourhood had one of those signs where I-don't-know-who comes up with the best/worst/best puns and figures of speech for those signs they put in front of the church ( Read more... )

I saw a crew of parkourers today, I was really fucking stoked.

I confirmed 2 things that I already knew today.

1) I love skateboarding
2) It's hot and humid here

I'm actually clean shaved today for the first time in like 4 months, it feels weird.

The pus from my perma-zits smells like cheezy feet.

man, I saw this geezer waiting at the bus stop, with a steezy trenchcoat, a fedora, and awesome oldschool like 60's sunglasses. It was a total Peter Sellers 100% steez kit and he was smoking a cigarette, he just fuckin' looked so cool... it made me promise myself that if I don't smoke by the time I'm 60, I will start.