Last night Jono and I had a cuddle on the couch. This morning I woke up on the couch in my daytime clothes and Jono gone. I checked my email and this was waiting for me ( Read more... )

Most stupid thing I have told myself in the last week:
"Hey someone's left the outside light on ... ... ... called the sun."

The Judy Blumers:Phil and I are starting a music movement known as the Judy Blumers so jump on the "band"wagon now while you still can. The rule is you name the band after a book by Judy Blume. Of course my all-girl band will be named "Are You There God It's Me Margaret", and Phil's band will be "Superfudge". Other book titles remain available ( Read more... )

He Went And Joined A Cult:Everyone should watch Neighbours right now because the Blair character (ex-big brother) is in a cult!!! And the cult leader's name is Jonathan/Jono!!! The cult is called Life Mechanics and it is based around the idea that everything in your life can be explained using the terms for fixing a car. It is all so hugely ( Read more... )

That stinks:Matt hasn't been using deodorant for the last few days and he stinks. When we walked down to the shops just then at least 5 flies were circling him at any one time. When I asked him how he handles this problem at school he said "fly grafting". When I asked what "fly grafting" was, he replied that it is the act of finding someone at ( Read more... )

Take out your emo finger people, those psyco birds are swooping:At age 13 or thereabouts my brother recorded this song that he wrote onto the computer. It's called "Psyco Birds". It appears that as well as not being able to sing, he also could not spell. Anyway, you just have to listen to it, simply posting the lyrics here would not do the song ( Read more... )

Bad Teacher Hall of Fame Entry #2 Mrs Maxwell (Yr7,8&9 PD/H/PE Teacher):
I mean, she's teaching me sport of course she's going to get it. But it doesn't mean she had to call myself and Claire "fat slobs" whilst we were sitting on the oval during class. Also, what was with those g-strings under her netball skirts? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. And let's not ( Read more... )

Bad Teacher Hall of Fame Entry #1 Mrs Ryan (Yr7&8 English/Gifted and Talented English):
Made us have big charts on the wall to display in front of our peers not only our marks but a tracking of our self-esteem?! Great, so now kids not can only bag me out about being smart but also they know exactly whether or not their bullying is working?! Life in ( Read more... )

I'll have an A for Orange thanks Rob:
I just finished my piano lesson with Genevieve (age 5). I say, "what's this note?" pointing to a note on the top line of the bass stave. After some "ummm"s from Gigi I say, "ok, what's the rhyme, remember? Good boys deserve fruit ALWAYS". And she looks at me and says "Oh yeah that's right - it's OI'm thinking ( Read more... )

Friends in Fast Races:
I convinced Matt last night that his church, Hillsong Church, are the owners of Graysong, one of the horses in today's Melbourne Cup. He's like "Are you serious?" and I say "Yeah they own a stud farm." and he's like "Oh, ok" and ran off to put "that Hillsong's horse might win the Melbourne Cup" in his prayer diary. I can see ( Read more... )