Hello people that are reading this. Yesterday I went to my cousins house ( George) to celebrate his girlfriends (Jen) new job. She's a high school teacher now, congrats Jen I'm happy for you. I had a good time, got pretty buzzed up even though I was planing to get hammered but didn't because not enough people showed up. See when I'm hammered ( Read more... )

Hello everybody I know and like and everybody that knows me and likes me. I hope your all having a wonderful life. I can't say that I have been having a wonderful life but I guess I'm pretty content with it. I haven't updated my journal in a long time, no good reason why. The ones that used to read my journal regularly ( or religiously ) are ( Read more... )

Hello horny people. Everyone get undressed and start fucking yourselves. I mean that in the nicest way possible. Hide and seek for your love orifice, come on now no ones looking, do it while your reading this you sick motherfuckers. Go ahead put a smile on your face you deserve it. Don't act like you've never done it before, you know you like ( Read more... )

Everybody,s happy. Everybody? We are all in the middle of nowhere. Nowhere is in the middle of nowhere. Nobody knows where they are but nobody,s lost. We continue to continue, not knowing if it will be to be continued after we stop continuing. Don't hesitate to exploit your demons but don't forget about your angels. Capitalize on all that ( Read more... )

Hello beautiful friends!!! Yesterday I went bowling with my friends and some siblings. I had a great time and I think they had a good time too. I drank a pitcher of beer and got drunk (I have low tolerance). My older brother also drank a pitcher but was just buzzing pretty good. I was acting silly the whole time (I don't have to be drunk to ( Read more... )

All around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces ( Read more... )

Hello robots. I just wanted to say beep beep beep beep beep.

Hello insignificant organic units, did you know that exercise only postpones the inevitable. Push ups anyone?

Is it still considered necrophilia if you fornicate with a zombie?

Today a guy told me that "guns kill people" so I said "yeah and I blame my pencil for misspelled words".

Happy Easter crazy homo sapiens!! I don't celebrate any holiday, even my own birthday, I don't believe in any of it, its all silly to me, its just another happy and unpredictable day. The only day I will celebrate is the day I die and I wont even be apart of it. Anyways, my family and relatives do celebrate "holidays" and everyone is coming over ( Read more... )

Shiny happy people holding hands.
Its not the size of the penis that matters its the depth of the vagina.
Put a thumbnail size amount in your palm and rub hands briskly until dry.

Today I went to my friends house to play poker. I had a good time but I lost five whole freaking dollars. I got out of the game pretty quick, I wasn't satisfied, I wanted to play some more but I couldn't. So I went home and played some imaginary poker with my dwarf hamsters(awwwww). I must admit I had a much better time playing with my hamsters ( Read more... )