Another cheerful holiday. Another reminder of why I left in the first place ( Read more... )

Ahem.
I am stunned by this presentation. For you see, it garuntees my income will explode. And it's foolproof!! Thousands have joined ( Read more... )

When I work, I'm always distracted. I'm doing a hundred things at once, pushing myself to stay focused, stay humorous, stay driven. I don't have a lot of time to reflect.
When I drive, it's the closest thing I manage these days to meditation. The road's a moving blur and I'm just a process of motion, subsumed in driving.
When I fight, the universe ( Read more... )

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The Number of the Beast is a divide by zero error.

I finally get it. I FINALLY GET IT.

Everyone meeds a Max Schumacher in their life. I'm still looking for mine.

Have a nice self-fulfilling prophecy.

And yes, someone actually said that ( Read more... )

Google image search. For when you need creepy porn only vaguely related to your search ( Read more... )

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When I was very young, I wished to know everything.
Now I think, that if I did, I wouldn't be able to stand my own pessimism.

Back from a two-week hiatus.
Quotes are escaping my memory at the moment.

I didn't have to give up both arms.

Last one out, turn off the enlightenment.

And it took all of an hour before my mind started to laugh at me ( Read more... )