I have always been most comfortable in the backseat of a vehicle, watching the world pass by in slow motion ( Read more... )

I am Jack's inevitable failure.

For whatever reason, you find yourself and the 9 people you care about most have been kidnapped by an evil...guy. You have been each locked in a seperate cell and given a choice ( Read more... )

It's been five years today, old friend ( Read more... )

Even more brilliance is forhcoming. Oh, yes.
But brilliant minds must be up early. There are expensive legal documents that must be made.

Yesterday I took the opportunity of using the phrase "This entire exercise is intellectually bankrupt" in conversation. I'm quite pleased.

Quote of the Moment:Paul: "Kyle, you're becoming a positive actuator. ( Read more... )

As a loyal consumer to even your most terrible of cinema Faux Pas, I like to think myself a bit of an expert on the subject of "what sells." Therefore, I would like to provide for you, free of charge, the following script concept ( Read more... )

It was one hour behind. Then again, who isn't?

Quote of the Moment:
Koosh: "I never really took you as much of a Barenaked Ladies fan."
Me: "Well, I am."
Koosh: "PUN!"
Me: "HEY!"

Cynical Society
1. The Pizza Hut sponsoerd module on the international space station.
2. http://www.livejournal.

History flows live a river.
And thus, reading my own livejournal fills me with a strange frustration, almost anger.

I'm coming to Lacombe Sunday night, and I have a bad feeling about it.

Insomnia again, and nothing to do.
Taking a bus home to spend a few days with my family, as Nicki is unable to wait another day to give me a ride down.
The Ninja is living up to his namesake, again.
I was told to ready Krysta's journal for her 'real' thoughts about my living with her, but I don't think I will be.
Mundanity is taking it's toll.

My right earlobe is more studly than usual today.

Quote of the Moment:
Haycock: "Why does The Center for Sex and Culture keep sending me invitations?"
Me: "Perhaps they read your contact details off a bathroom stall somewhere."
Haycock: "Quiet, nunfucker. You ruined my punchline."