On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

Season's greetings from your old friend Santa! My, oh, my, only 12 nights left until Christmas Eve! Things are getting so close now, we can hardly contain ourselves here at the North Pole. And from the looks of it, my young friend, we're not the only ones set to burst! Why, Jolly Old Saint Nick hasn't seen a Yule log this lit in ages ( Read more... )

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I walked around at work whispering this and sharing it via post-its with select individuals. I couldn't say it out loud. heh

How do you get Martha Stewart to scream twice in one night?

Fuck her and then wipe your dick on her curtains.

LMAO!

What I wouldn't give to go on a road trip starting tonight with a close someone. We could stop and get coffee and donuts, enjoy the scenery, see the sites, stay up late at motels, and of course listen to music all the way. Just let the wind take us where it may. Ah, pie in the sky. I might never want to come back. I know I'm a nerd, but I'm just ( Read more... )

I'm at work and let me just say....TRAINING PEOPLE IN INDIA SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I flexed some time this week and had to leave to run an errand, so I feel like I'm gonna be stuck here forever. My own fault. Oh, dear God. If I have to explain the same thing one more time, I'm gonna go balls out ballistic. Now, if you'll excuse me, off to ( Read more... )

Went to see Blue Man Group tonight. It was awesome. Unfortunately, I was in extreme discomfort b/c my legs were very cramped and felt a bit claustrophobic and the height freaked me out a bit. Tracy Bonham was amazing. I didn't think she would sound so good live. Damn.

Does James Blunt's voice remind anyone else of Butters on South Park?

Could have painted, could have read, could have studied, written something, ironed clothes for work tomorrow. But no, what did I do? Piddled around bored as hell on the internetz. Blah and lazy. I suck.

Has anyone ever had a moisturizer seem to make them break out? Maybe it's just stress, but I just started using Oil of Olay (haha go ahead and laugh, I was buying the Loreal for Men shit, but that costs a lot more and I don't need it to say it's for men, just to help me age gracefully heh). Actually, it's the Target version of Oil of Olay. (lol) ( Read more... )