I think M Night Shallamalanalanalan (sp?) is a quack and that the previews looked stupid, but someone wanted to see The Lady In The Water, so I went with him. I won't give it away for anyone who hasn't seen it, but seriously, how truly bizarre. What the fuck was that?!?!?!

I just read in the paper earlier that Lance Bass from N'Sync came out of the closet recently. I had to pick my jaw up from off of the floor! How am I supposed to concentrate on my work after reading such stunning news? I AM SHOCKED!!!!!!

This is the song I want played at my funeral. The children's choir and the way her voice overlaps at the end. So many layers of sound. I haven't heard this song in a while. So fucking good!

There I was innocently playing pool at a gay bar in Savannah last night when I felt someone lift my shirt up from the back and exclaim "your ass is showing!" Well, it wasn't before he grabbed my untucked shirt that was covering it up. Who the HELL asked him to do that anyway? My crack had been concealed. Anyway, that was pretty embarassing. Damn ( Read more... )

My cat has a Myspace. heh

Ummm....so I just found my brother's gay.com profile stating how he finds hairy men really sexy. I'm trying to be mature about this, but I can't help but find it just a bit creepy. It could have been worse I suppose. As for the non-sexual aspects, it was actually even more pretentious than I would have expected.

There I was quietly standing in line with my books at the Public Library (okay, so they were books on c.d. to listen to at work). This is when it happened. A loud obnoxious incredighetto girl yelled to the librarian...."Ya'll sell sodas?!" For a moment, I thought maybe I was in a dream. She was actually dead serious. "Ya'll sell sodas?!" Hell no, ( Read more... )

"Head on....apply directly to the forehead! Headon....apply directly to the forehead! Head on....apply directly to the forehead! Head on...."

What...the....fuck?

Today is going to be wonderful! I love work! I love Mondays! It is not going to suck. It is going to be great! Yay Mondays at work! I love my co-worker with the digestive problem that causes him to fart every two minutes. Yay farts! I love my other co-worker's incessant moaning and singing. It's not at all nervewracking in the least! I love helping ( Read more... )

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your livejournal along with your 7 songs. Then tag 7 other people to see what they're listening to ( Read more... )