Today, I saw a guy on the side of the road on a unicycle riding wildly in a circle in tropical depression winds. He fell into a telephone pole. I can't decide if he's crazy, interesting or just really stupid. Perhaps a little of all three. Well, stupid's definitely in there somewhere. Technically, that happened yesterday. I need sleep ( Read more... )

Piggy Personality Test


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♫"Ya'll think I'm nothin' but a llama mama, but I'm just a mama mama"♫ (rapping) lol ( Read more... )

It's Monday morning, I have to leave for work soon, I did not sleep well last night, my sinuses hurt and it looks like it's going to rain any second. I abhor Monday mornings, I abhor driving in the rain, sleepless nights and sinus pain. WAAHHHH!!!! I wish I was on summer vacation ( Read more... )

My new neighbor dropped a pair of her panties outside of the garage that we share that has the washing machines. What to do? I think I'll leave them there and let her discover them herself so I won't embarass her. Although, I can't help thinking of how funny it would be to bring them to her or to leave them on her doorknob or in her mailbox.

Picture it - me at the store in line with a man and his son who appears to be about 6 years old behind me. I hear the man tell his son "You like to fight, right? you're a man, aren't you?" WTF ( Read more... )

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My request for working the night shift was denied supposedly b/c "the volumes don't warrant paying someone the 10% night differential." What a load of horse shit. The volumes don't warrant? The volumes are what they are and will remain the same regardless of whether I am working days or nights. Like 10% of my salary is going to break the department ( Read more... )

I'm lying there watching t.v. with my glasses on wondering why I have to strain so badly to see when I'm wearing my glasses. I wonder this a few times and fear that my vision is worsening. Then, it dawns on me. I'm wearing my non-prescription sunglasses that I never took off from when I got out of my car. The curtains were drawn, so the room was ( Read more... )