I don't know why I love William Shatner. Cap'n Kirk was never my favorite (Bones!) but pack on some pounds and get a decent toup and suddenly he becomes strangely alluring. Kinda like train wreck from which you cannot divert your eyes. (And, combine him with Alec Baldwin, very reminiscent of my mentor!)

The Shat poetryfies Palin...

Because I should post something new...

Rules:

1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks-and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

Been arrested? - No
Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yes
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Oh how I've missed you, LJ!

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

I received a link to an amazon item review today. Before I read it I could hear outrageous laughter coming from the teacher 2 doors down. She had received the same link. The item reviewed:


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*Prologue*

Oh my goodness, I love Easter vacation! If for no other reason than I get a break from 900 students... so that I can get on a sold out flight with screaming toddlers. At least it is not snowing or raining in sunny Florida. I am well on my way to being tan and relaxed.

I have yet to finish my stay in Denial Land. It's actually getting ( Read more... )

It can't be over yet. I'm not ready!

ETA: I love EJO!

I love FRAKwits!!!

Sharpie-'stached' Suspect Turns into Cop Shop
A bank robbery suspect was arrested after he led police on a chase and mistakenly pulled into the Southfield police station parking lot.

Police say the 24-year-old Detroit man robbed a bank at 11 Mile and Southfield in Lathrup Village early Friday afternoon. When officers tried to pull ( Read more... )

Today's mantra: I will not wallow in BSG depression.

I will only say that at the moment, I love Ron Moore. As the man rips my heart out this week, I can't get past the fact he made me understand and love paradoxes (ah, TNG) and for that he has my undying love. Until Friday when I will briefly hate him. Free-will vs. election. Chicken vs. egg. You ( Read more... )

Random thoughts…

I am now stashing my extra cash at Page 61 instead of  Act II scene V of Julius Caesar.

Watching the Food Network is not always a good thing. Today I cooked with goat cheese. Damn Barefoot Contessa. Meh.

It’s been raining for over 24 hours. Non-stop. Seriously. However, it’s nice that it is still light out -- if it weren’t so frakkin ( Read more... )

( Slow clapping and Oprah... )