last year the US government purchased 1,500,000,000 bullets for use in the war on iraq.

that's roughly 58 bullets for every iraqi man, woman, and child there today.

Things NEVER to do in my life:

1. Never, ever, fuck with Dr. Dre.

here it is, my newly finished research paper. time to save the world guys ( Read more... )

did you not know that when taken auraly this rendition has shown favorable results ( Read more... )

when will we learn that it's impossible to win a war against an abstraction?

oh man. last night. it was crazy. it was the after camp staff party, this was my first year attending... and it was awesome. like, it started off at the bowling alley... that was a'ight... i didn't bowl, just chilled... BUT THEN the fun really started. they started taking down orders for booze. i got excited, we went out to a place out on ( Read more... )

dude. its three in the morning. im on the edge of madness. i just got home from star wars, and i haven't bathed in almost 24 hours. i smell and i can hardly keep my eyes open. i keep stopping to rub my face, and scrunch my hair over to one side; it's greasy. and it smells of it too. there's some bad craziness going on in here ( Read more... )

okay, i did some research. yeah, i'd kill pat robertson.

yeah. i think if i had a good enough reason, i'd kill someone.

Dear Mr. Foust ( Read more... )