PARTY

[dancetheorange]

So I wanted to make a clever little flyer to post about my party, but I'm clearly not going to get around to it, as shown last night by me watching the entire Bachelor special, then going to Denny's for a most offensive conversation about retards, and then over to Nick's house, and not getting anything accomplished. So here are the plain-text

Comments

[scjolly]

I'm totally going to steal that invitation for my own housewarming whenever I have it. That's the most wonderful idea ever.

Sorry I can't contribute, but I can guatentee shortly after midnight I'll toast one in your honor, out a bar, real legal like!

[dancetheorange]

Yay, your 21st!! So sad that I can't be there for it. We'll have to have our own re-celebration of the occasion later...

[minakosf]

[dancetheorange]

The ingredients are amaretto and sweet & sour, which is just a mixer. Get a BIG bottle of amaretto. That stuff goes fast. At least around girls.

[dancetheorange]

You're coming, right?

[myeyebreaking]

So you're saying, rather indiscreetly I might add, that I'm not invited?

[dancetheorange]

Oh come now, you're no jerk. You might be considered a thief; you've certainly stolen my heart.

[myeyebreaking]

If only I were so skilled.