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Table for Glasses
I've been drawn to reading these old entries lately, amused and appalled by the minutia I once deemed fit for the internet. I miss that compulsion, MUST SUBMIT FEELINGS TO THE HIVEMIND. It was so... personal. There was no threat of my mom posting a comment, no worries about whether conservative and liberal friends would start arguing, no fear of ( Read more... ) -
Goodbye, Livejournal.
I started a new blog. I'm not going to update any of the others anymore; including this one. I went through five years (!) of old entries to cull posts that I either especially liked or felt were worth saving for narrative purposes, and posted them on the new one. A few that were friends-only or otherwise private are now public. I'm not going to ( Read more... ) -
Want to see what I did on Valentine's Day?
I'm at about 4:15. Dan tore the picture in half, and put the boy half in his underpants. 20 minutes later, he took it out and blended it into a smoothie, which was drank by the same guy who drank the one in the video. Good times. Dana kept the me half of the picture ( Read more... ) -
You don't think about it until it happens to someone you love.
Please watch this ( Read more... ) -
Bad Blow-job Face and You: The Comprehensive Guide
This is a detailed explanation of what makes a "bad blow-job face," as requested by interested parties. To clear up confusion, this term refers to the face of a potential giver of blow-jobs, not the receiver, and also is a general condition of the face that occurs normally at rest, not just in the act. For the sake of simplicity, I've focused on ( Read more... ) -
MAINE. Again. (x-posted from Myspace bulletin)
I will be in Maine for New Year's ( Read more... ) -
I've got something to put in you.
I am so hungover. BUT, but, I was totally on time to work. Believe me, I'm more surprised by this than you ( Read more... ) -
Outro.
So we are leaving for Maine right about... now. I don't know what my internet access will be like at first, so please excuse my absence. Everyone in Seattle: See you in September! Everyone in Maine: See you tomorrow, or sometime thereafter! Everyone else: I probably don't see you very often anyway! -
Departure.
As I posted on Myspace, I'm leaving Seattle. To go to Maine. For three months. I'll be back sometime in September, preferably before the New Pornographers/Lavender Diamond show on Friday, September 14th, which I plan on buying tickets to before I leave, to remind myself, and Nick, that I am indeed coming home. To Seattle. In September ( Read more... ) -
Get a real name, Tommy Thompson.
Tommy Thompson is an assbag.
I know it's silly to care about this at all, because there's a snowball's chance in Hell he'll make it through the primaries, but I was honestly astounded while reading this article (http://www.salon.com/wire/ap/archive.html?wire= ( Read more... )
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