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dancetheorange

Elves Exist!

May 30, 2006 18:47

I am eating E.L. Fudge double-stuffed sandwich cookies with chocolate filling. Double-stuffed with chocolate filling? Hot ( Read more... )

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daffodil002 May 31 2006, 05:24:09 UTC

Oh man, that's rough. How obnoxious! Really, he should know better than that ( ... )

ELVES anonymous May 31 2006, 19:01:29 UTC

Elves certianly do exist. I know becuase I had one for a roommate in Florida. I think it's like the Amish, they send them out for a year from the tree. His name is Keyth, and the smell of delicious cookies pervaded his immediate physical location. Watching him try to ride his far too big crotch rocket was also a source of amusement. My sous chef and I joked about cooking him up in the oven on several occasions. My sous, Big Mike was as his name implies, big. I guess it was just a natural order of things instinct for him.

And another subject, are you coming to Maine this summer? I would like to see you. Come find me at the waterworks in Rockland.

Adam Thomas

Re: ELVES dancetheorange May 31 2006, 21:10:04 UTC

I am likely to be in Maine at some point, but have no immediate plans. August, perhaps. I'm trying to move as well, so it all depends.

Did he practice any elven magic? Were his ears pointy?

Re: ELVES anonymous June 1 2006, 20:49:26 UTC

No magic. But the ears were pointy.

Choke him out. quadhome June 4 2006, 03:37:12 UTC

This is where kung-fu would be appropriate.