stuart from madtv is the best comedic skit i've ever seen. i love him. <3 ( Read more... )

"I received your payment on 5/14... I shipped this on 5/19... Do not threaten ( Read more... )

my dad makes me hate the male species. he's so insane and evil. i live in fear ( Read more... )

the velvet underground kicks my ass.

that is all.

Donnie Darko directors cut coming to theaters this summer ( Read more... )

sometimes i really hate ebay. i won something on THE FIRST OF MAY and it still isn't here. ughhh. note to self: don't buy things from sellers with 98% feedback. doh ( Read more... )

my aunt is preg! wooo. i'm going to have a little cuz around xmas. that's so exciting. i doubt i'll see her/him often though since we don't really see my uncle or aunt that much. i'm all for free babysitting though. i love babies ( Read more... )

the best things by filter is a really good song.

friday is my last day of high school EVER. that's so surreal.

am i the only one who dislikes friends? it's all i've heard about today. i offended many a people at my school, but i just don't see it's appeal. i never watched that much of it, but it seemed like incessant, love triangle bullshit ( Read more... )

oh jesus h. christ, there are ants in my bathroom now. you'd think that after they didn't find any food beside/in my bed they would go away but no. nothing like seeing a cluster of ants when you look up from washing your face.

ugh.

:(

ok i just found a dead granddaddy long leg on my carpet. *major sigh*