Over the last weekend, someone called my cell and left me a long and steamy message which basically said that he wanted to suck parts of me and rub my semen onto my urethra. Previously, I had not known of the existence of the urethra in men, but after a wikipedia search, I learned that the urethra does in fact exist in the male body. Its function ( Read more... )

Horay!
it's chinese new year.
who doesn't love a holiday when people eat and give you money.
btw, i think i gained like ten pounds over the weekend.

I haven't done JL in such a long time. I'm starting to think that I should start again becasue it doesn't tell me that nobody reads my blog like that stupid myspace.
Anyway, I think that I should begin with some comic relief in the form of the latest PA strip entitled "Savannah Heat."


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I cannot get that sperm out of my head! you know, the stuff from humanitas during the midterm. anyway... it has been nothing but non-stop sperm for me. I don't know how I could ever live without it. You can get some of it here if you want. It is of a rather low quality, but the best thing about it ( Read more... )

Oh, I adore the Holidays, and I'd say that I have gotten quite good at shooting people in the face. Though, I do enjoy shooting people in the arms and legs and watching them try to hobble away from you as you try to kick them in the crotch ( Read more... )

I've had tons of work to do this week and tons of college stuff to do too. To save time, i actually wrote a pro-hitler piece for my psychology assignment on the kindertransport, the train that saved thousands of jewish children, just because it was easier to write. yes, i am a bad person for doing so.

this chem work is making me remember how much i hate physics.
and wtf, can they change the constant f to v when v is already taken?

I finished seeing Haibane Renmei today.
It was the best ever.
I plan on doing my homework eventually.

OMFG!!!!!
I'm supposed to be working on my college applications, but I have just discovered the kitty lj theme and i must pimp it out!

I have a tummyache beacause i ate too much candy :*(

You will be a Notorious Criminal


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