There's actually a lot going on, but I am only motivated enough to say this:

The next time someone throws food into the recycling bin, I will cut a bitch.

Have a lovely, green day!

Entering an academic building through a window, while it may seem fun and Dawson's Creek-esque, is just a bad life decision. You will step in a bed of fire ants, an ant will bite your wrist, and your wrist will swell and itch throughout the entire next day.

The end.

I  have an intense urge to post a cryptic entry. Instead, I think I'll poke a little fun at myself and settle for writing, "insert cryptic entry here."

Last night Emma and I watched the beginning of  a National Geographic show that covered mating/flirting rituals around the world. It started off in the U.S. with...vampires. These people make shallow cuts on each other and then lick the blood, which is supposed to be very sexual and energizing. One guy stuck a tube into his girlfriend's hand and ( Read more... )

After pushing my way through crowds, standing on chairs, and stretching out my arm past strangers, tonight I shook Bill Clinton's hand ( Read more... )

Laura tried to convince me that I didn't really need to have anything done for my Senior Sem tomorrow, and that we are the cool kids who don't obsess about it. I'm not sure if this is true, but it makes my life easier if I believe that. Hopefully I get away with this philosophy ( Read more... )

Ha, People Magazine is sending me their newest issue so that I can take part in their advertisement survey. This will be fun ( Read more... )

 
Since my New Orleans plans fell through (sad face) and every one has left campus, I came home for Mardi Gras break. This feels strange and slightly depressing, because except for Christmas breaks, I haven’t gone home for a school break since Fall of my Sophomore year. At least Liz, Mary, Amanda, and I made Panini sandwiches and margaritas last ( Read more... )

 - A large U.S. spy satellite has lost power and could hit the Earth in late February or early March, government officials said Saturday ( Read more... )