Former Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan has taken out a full page add in a Chicago newspaper to announce he wants to get Smashing Pumpkins back together ( Read more... )

fuck this shit.
the best part about having to work today was listening to 17 messages from my Grandma on my voicemail soundng all confused and disorientated.
Someone bring me some garlic naan.

Just went to the opening of the re-vamped casino ( Read more... )

fuck
Shappelle is getting screwed
I'm glued to the telly
I keep expecting Ice Cube to bust in driving an armoured vehicle which turns into a chopper and pluck her from this madness

A British boy has been accused of accidentally killing his mother by spiking a drink with ecstasy as a prank meant for his younger sister ( Read more... )

I got sick of zitty bums in cheap vids so I bought a Private DVD.

Here is an extract from an email I just received:
"We are are the only Catholic Primary School in the country to be part of this project - and we are right here in god old SA!"
Typo or subliminal Christian messages? You decide.

this morning I wanted to kill people
then events took an unexpected turn for the better
now I love everyone and I'm going to the pub for a liquid lunch

cmon, we'll show that Swindon lot - miserables slugs

I froze your tears, and made a dagger
and stabbed it in my cock, forever
it stays there like Excalibur
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are

The people you work with are just people you were thrown together with. Y'know, you don't know them, it wasn't your choice. And yet you spend more time with them thanyou do your friends or your family. But probably all you've got in common is the fact that you walk round on the same bit of carpet for eight hours a day...