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[dancingcollapse]

My phone just did almost fall in the toilet.
I just did the most classic catch.
I fully juggled it around about five times.
My heart skipped a beat like it would if you had a near miss car crash.
How materialistic. It's just a phone.

Comments

[razorstars]

stop taking it to the toilet pete

[katie_angelkins]

is that cos you were messaging your cousin about your bowel movements?

[dancingcollapse]

Exactly Kate.
I was actually writing him a poem on the topic. I can't repeat it here it's too embarrassing. It's a private joke which, strangely, no one else finds funny.