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Yesterday I went Jet Skiing for work
how sick is this??:
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I'm gonna get one for the summer

We played a festival to Westies in Sydney yesterday.
Some girl flashed me. Boobs out for like a whole song.
Sorta Like Woodstock but without the dirty acid.
I didn't know where to look. But it was fun.

So I asked my boss if I could go Jet Skiing for a day.
What does he do? He sends me up in a glider.
I've never been so scared shitless.
Upon landing, I kissed the ground.

If I ever take the stage as drunk as Scotty from Unwritten Law, kill me.
Had an awesome show on the weekend and Enigma was packed.
Good bands, good times.
Thanks to everyone who came.

I have to write a feature about The O.C. I have never had so much fun ( Read more... )

I'm drunk a millionaire bought me lunch but he's not my sugar daddy we're just friends