A new feature I noticed is the Spell Check option at the bottom of the page. Farewell, misspelled blog entries.

It's been an extremely long time since my last post on livejournal...it's been over a year. And I can promise you my writing & spelling have both gotten exponentially worse. Let me also say I promise I haven't been using another blog. That just ain't me, girl. However, I regretfully say I literally just do not write anything. It's time for ( Read more... )

I pooped green ( Read more... )

all i want is for my driver's side window to roll down, but this task is too much for my car. and i never wanted it to go down so badly until i knew that it couldn't go down. what happened was: due to the excessive heat inside my car-- brought on by a number of different elements, one including excessive amounts of heat with 0% relief being that ( Read more... )

i'm not sure how many readers are familiar with the art of human-pyramidization, but i'm guessing of the masses who read this journal very few are competent in the subject area. so with that being said, i will try to focus on the demographic at hand and try to explain in a more comprehnesive depth the techinical aspects of the human-pyramid being ( Read more... )

WHAT HAVE I DONE ( Read more... )

Here's the preface to my journal entry. Kate is my stepmother and just so happens to be the spawn of satan spreading evil into all the souls of those around here paralyzing the kind people in her life and destroying peace & happiness. i never sinned until the day i met kate ( Read more... )

so, i'm in jealous mode currently ( Read more... )

I never realized how unintelligent i was until i decided to assemble a huffy bicycle. there's absolutely nothing more humbling than attaching the handlebars to the bike seat and breaking a 2 inch red reflector. you know what; i hate reflectors. in fact, the next time i see someone riding a bike with reflectors: I WILL END THEM...with my car of ( Read more... )

MISSION: CIVILIZE THORNTON in progress ( Read more... )