Ah...to have nothing to do ( Read more... )

So. I really don't want to work on my senior paper. Which is four pages long right now. And basically needs to be done by this Sunday. Yay ( Read more... )

And I am done! Here are Sandy's college options ( Read more... )

I have a lovely bunch of coconuts. (hoorah!)

There they are standing in a row. (Since when are my coconuts detachable?)

Big ones (with the help of a wonderbra), small ones (my normal size), some the size of my head (whoa! porn star!)

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I am a single (fe)male in search of a man who loooooooooooooooooves to work hard....

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Here's the thing we started off friends ( Read more... )

My favorite poem at the moment ( Read more... )

HEEEE. This isn't Sandy but I was getting tired of her not updating therefore I am updating for her. I've decided that I'm going to fill out a bunch of surveys as her but by meeeeeeeeeeeee! Enjoy. hehehehehehe.

( kissing survey )

I just had the best day. :)

Thanks to everyone for making my birthday a happy one!

Oh man. I think I have the stomach flu. ASB retreat was awesome. Came home and threw up 15 times till yesterday morning. I am fully convinced that I will never get wasted, because the aftermath can't possibly be worth it, there is no worse physical discomfort. Feeling better though - perhaps I'll eat some solid food today. I hope I'll be able to ( Read more... )