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[dandypants]

Dear Obnoxious Neighbor Child Who Keeps Ringing My Cellphone:

No, I don't want you to come over and play today. The fact that I'm not answering the phone is supposed to be a clue.

-=DandyUgh. My house has been busier than Courtney Love's parole office this week and most of the time I don't mind it, but this particular neighbor (you remember the

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[3beards]

Post a sign on your front door that parents must turn over $20 to you when their child enters your house. If the child leaves in less than 3 hours, they get the money back. If the child stays more than 3 hrs, thus necessitating a meal, you keep the $$.

[dandypants]

Holy smoke, that's the greatest idea. That would definitely kill all contact with the Obnoxious Neighbors, who never have $20 to their name to begin with (so they say, they're in debt up to their eyeballs but they have steak dinner at Applebee's at least twice a week)

[laughin]

Bill her.

[dlanor]

I would hand her a bill when she arrives and insist on payment. O just FUCKING SAY NO to her.