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wherein Dandy influences legislation
It works! Years after I wrote in 2001 how it should be legal to drive as fast as you want if Led Zeppelin is playing on the radio, John and I finally got the chance to test the theory when we got pulled over Saturday night as "Rock and Roll" was playing.
Cop Car: :::lights:::
John: :::unintelligible cursing:::
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Hey irisheyes77, is your library closing tomorrow for the day of mourning? Our director wants us to decide if we should close. -
when christopher hitchens dies, I'm gonna have a *field day*
Ugh. Horrible mood. It might have something to do with the 0.2 hours of sleep I got last night, but I'm not sure. ::mainlines Prozac ( Read more... ) -
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Oy. Computer at home is FUBAR-ed, so no Dandy for you! Nyah! ;) I'm at the local library, which everyone should patronize, because libraries are good for the soul. And it's good for the body when you chug your big-ol butt and your two children in 88-degree heat to get to said soul-healing library. Ugh ( Read more... ) -
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Dearest Jeremy:
Take a friggin' NAP ALREADY.
Love Mommy
That should make pattisimmons feel a bit better. Every parent has sleep issues with their kids, and if they didn't with the first, they'll be cursed with a second child who sits up in his crib yapping for an hour after you put him down like he's hosting The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour up there or ( Read more... ) -
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Dear Obnoxious Neighbor Child Who Keeps Ringing My Cellphone:
No, I don't want you to come over and play today. The fact that I'm not answering the phone is supposed to be a clue.
-=DandyUgh. My house has been busier than Courtney Love's parole office this week and most of the time I don't mind it, but this particular neighbor (you remember the ( Read more... )
