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This took me twenty minutes in school.


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It's often been said that nice guys finish last. While it may seem like that to most, it's just simply not the case. I've compiled a list for my own amusement (as well as yours) ranking the ability of certain people to "win" the opposite sex (first being most likely, last being least likely ( Read more... )

Greg: and they said that it was immoral to have bomb sniffing dogs because it's dangerous and the dogs don't know it's dangerous

Greg: and i said, well, if it was possible to have bomb-sniffing retards, i'm sure they would have done it

I was talking to a friend of mine who seemed like a rather firm believer of eugenics. I tried to have a reasonable conversation about it, but it gets frustrating. This led to abortion. Then religion makes an appearance, blah blah blah ( Read more... )

Why choose abstinence, my friends? Let's ask a few normal teens, just like yourself ( Read more... )

I want to run out into the middle of the road and start dancing. Then the neighbors can look out their windows and be all "look at that young man, he sure can boogie." They will all run out to join me. It will be like a big party. I think we should dance to Joy Division. They have some really sexy beats that one can very easily get down with. ( Read more... )