I couldn't sleep, and when I know where this is mobile disaster of evolution in reverse gone wrong is headed I'll let you know too. THIS is a yakuza journal entry. It is trained to kill yakuzas and what's left of the sponge between your ears ( Read more... )

Well there was going to be a holiday edition special than I got some bad news ( Read more... )

One decade, one year, one hundred and twenty months, fifty weeks, seventy two hours, two thousand-eight hundred eighty minutes ago an accident involving a football and cheap wine went unchecked by the gods for nine months. This calamitous error could only be explained by (a)all who control the fabric of existence had gone on a massive bender, all ( Read more... )

They killed Aeris, They killed Tara, They killed Superboy, they killed the Sharkskin Man, they killed V, they killed Huo Yuanjia and then nothing happend. Dark times that could trample anyone's hope. Yup when we last left our hero he was watching the paint of awesome dry on some other taffyass' house in fast forward. Bastard. But enough of that it ( Read more... )

Beware the little green men who come in the middle of the night with brown thumbs, they are ill-mannered, broke and poorly equipped. Bare with me I'm thinking on sand. Just in case you weren't convinced that your suddenly more active cell phone is just another diversion for the shithammer breaking in through the back door, here is another edition ( Read more... )

Not much to say and don't want to jinx myself but here's all you need to know ( Read more... )

Like all rescheduled executions you wish you didn't miss or portraits of failure using your toilet paper for nefarious deeds in your bathroom as we speak-(Go check I dare you)- Here is another edition of full blown nonsense and debauchery, be warned you can run you can hide but like that old people smell it'll get you in the end ( Read more... )

now what you haven't been waiting for! Fool you'd best back up to some other page lest you value your brain cells. Don't say I didn't warn you when you can't read or you miss the toilet(women this warning also applies to you this post could be that stupid ( Read more... )

This is going to be my last livejournal entry either cause I have come up with a question or observation so profound that I had to post it, and should I ever create anything so incredible amazingly mindfornicating ever again I may be strapped to the hood of a nuclear missile like our lord jesus and sent to the moon ( Read more... )

Reading this is like taking a drill to your head, you get a hole in your head, some mild discomfort and lose some blood. Or it's like a marshmellow and it's really just air and sugar. Pick one but read at your own risk ( Read more... )