Hecate was not a beautiful scantily-clad maiden dancing through the flowers with elves and faeries.

[dangelo]

She had three heads.

Best quote I've read in a long time. Find this, and ones like it at this lovely little gem of a web site:

http://www.whywiccanssuck.com

Comments

[ghobhlin]

I love that site.

[jennasu]

But... but... Honey? My cousin is a witch and she'll put a hex on you that only a 19-year-old can... She is very committed, you know...

/puke