A GRAND IRONY

Hail Ishtar, Lady of the Spring.

Hail Tana, Goddess of fertility, who existed long before Christ.

Hail the Mother of the Widow's Son.

And just because She Who Dun It All doesn't like to be left out, Hail Eris.

"Happy Easter."

This is the day Jesus rose from the dead and hid eggs for the kids.
Hope you all have a good one.

Today drsoong and I went looking for God. All the churches were locked. We didn't find him in the graveyard either.

We found Jesus on TWO bumper stickers, but that's not the head honcho.

We'll keep looking... he may be stuck in the couch somewhere.

Being the top ten reasons to belong to the Discordian Faith ( Read more... )

You fit in with:
Spiritualism

Your ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way. While spirituality is very important in your life, organized religion itself may not be for you. It is best for you to seek these things on your own terms.

40% spiritual.
60% reason-oriented.


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The only somewhat decent thing to come out of this election is that he won't be running next time.

/pukes

I lasted about four hours at work before vomiting explosively. They sent me home. The minute I walked in the door, I did it again.
Needless to say, I don't think I'll be going camping this year. I don't want to force my body to deal with the elements and make things worse.
I think I'll drink some chicken bullion and take a nap.

Something tells me my troubles are just beginning.

I told my boyfriend that he was arrogant. The following conversation ensued:

Brian: "I am NOT arrogant!"

Me: "That's right... You're that OTHER guy from Lord of the Rings."

Hilarity followed, and it was grand.