Ahoy matey! Didje know that pirates used to keep hens aboard so they could have fresh food? They ate the eggs, but they didn't call them eggs. Oh no. They was "cackle fruit."

HAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I propose from now on we call eggs cackle fruit. You're either with me, or you're against me.

Dammit. I jsut can't come to terms with it. No one close to me died, this time, but I'm triggered to remounr for my dear friend Jane who died last year. And there's that fear for my parents ( Read more... )

Nicole! We love you! Happy you're-older-now day!!! Woot woot!!!!!!

We have a *present* oh yes we dooooooo!!!!

You're hot.

Love,
Jeana and Jess

Greed:Very Low

Gluttony:Low

Wrath:Very Low

Sloth:Low

Envy:Low

Lust:Medium

Pride:Very Low

The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

Wooooooooooooooot wooootttt!!!! Can I hear a woooot WOOOOOOTTTT ( Read more... )

So today at the GI doc I felt a little nervous and Jeana kept saying things about how horible the health-care system is and how horrible docotrs are (both of which is true in general) and I said I agreed but that I jsut needed her support right then. And do you know what my beautiful, darling, wnoderful wife said in response to my plea for support ( Read more... )

Seeing NO was quite sad, but a fantastic silver lining occurred---I found Solomon! For those who don't know, he's this sweet old man who sells dresses and such in the French Quarter. He's just genuine and nice. And he has these fantastic blue eyes--very striking in an African American. So, it was wonderful to see he made it through ok--I'm not sure ( Read more... )

Oh yes! I go a bike! I replaced the one the fucker stole on ym birthday. I couldn't afford it, but my MBNA card, could (guilty grin). I am so so soooo stoked! Wheeeeeee!!! I am a much happier DangerDyke when I have a way to groove and boogie.

Who wants to go riding?!

Asparagus sure is tasty, especially when I cook it up all yummy-like, but man oh man does it stink up yer piss! WHY? WHY? OH GODS, WHY??????????????????

Here's a quote from my funny wife: "Your lymph nodes are republicans!"