Thanks, but no thanks, Susan.

[dangermike]

Hello, LiveJournal! You've probably been worried about me. Here's a quick update: First of all, I had to trade in Susan Sarandon. Nothing personal. It's just that, like most guys, once you can have what you've been chasing, you no longer want it. After her inexplicable breakup with Tim, she called, and the fire just wasn't there anymore

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[wyliekat]

Oddly, I was just reviewing my listings today and thinking "gee, he used to post more. Has he given up?"

[creamofwheat]

You can have a woot-woot. See I don't even know what it means either.

So you didn't kick Susan to the curb because she is 63 did you? DAMN I can't believe that. She is younger than my mom and my mom does NOT look like that!

Alicia seems like an excellent choice. She might even invite over Jay-Z and you all can "hang" or whatever the kids do these days.

[bluepickle]

woot = Win Over [the] Other Team

Or so I hear. So, looking it up on Urban Dictionary we find:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=woot

Woot originated as a hacker term for root (or administrative) access to a computer. However, with the term as coincides with the gamer term, "w00t".

"w00t" was originally an trunicated expression common among players of Dungeons and Dragons tabletop role-playing game for "Wow, loot!"

Gaming origins: We Owned the Other Team
or Wonderful Loot (Everquest gaming slang)

3) As an acronym, can mean Waste of Our Time or Way Out of Topic (online forums) Less common.

Before ALL of that, woot was a happy noise made by certain Monkees and Guinea Pigs when they are happy or content. Net nerds like to take credit for creating stuff that they only adopted. But I know better. I've heard those monkets. And they're happy. woot.

[miashart]

Woot woot.

You can definitely fly your freak flag a little higher on Livejournal.

And say "fuck" a lot more.

[miashart]

Oh, and good luck with Alicia. She's pretty hot.