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[dango_diva]

Didn't think I'd ever have this complaint but damned if this place doesn't seem to just a hair overcrowded.  I suppose it's only to be expected by after it just being me for so long, then there was the acquisition of a roomie which was weird enough in itself but proved to be entertaining to say the least.  Then came the 'living in sin' partner.

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[ifyouseeme]

The building's quiet.

[dango_diva]

Che. You've obviously not been down on my floor anytime here recently~

I'm actually quite surprised you haven't heard the yelling sometimes up where you are hun.

[ifyouseeme]

Good thing, sounds like I'd have to stand on the balcony.

Guess that just says a lot about the state of my hearing these days.

[Private to Anko]

[puppet_facade]

We're in the process of "negotiatin'". Frankly, I think she's a lot like you without th' whole "I'll castrate you" bit, s'why we're havin' a hard time. Called me a fuckin' "martyr"...th' fuck's up her ass?

'fore we deal out anythin', Anko, if you get your hands on th' vaccines, don't take 'em. Your Doc friend made a point tha' I'm agreein' wit. Shit came from th' government itself so who th' hell knows wha's in it.

Wha' sleep? Huh. Gotta take me a week of malnutrition an' lack of sleep t'finally get you t'agree. I think tha's a record righ' there.

[Private to Kankurou]

[dango_diva]

That actually is rather amusing, I dare you to tell her that~ Only thing different is while I may warn or threaten you with I'm going to do, with her if you piss her off enough she'll just do it and you'll finally catch on when you see your mangled man-bits in her hand ♥ I don't know what could possibly have her panties all in a knot really~ But 'martyr'?

There's also the chance that it's legit too you know but at this point it's worth the risk. The sooner one of us gets our hands on it, the better is all I'm saying.

...asking the wrong one there buddy. No, I was trying to let you work without nagging the hell out of you but it would seem common sense is running low in the household. And what, this is the only time I've ever stuck with a punishment really since day one and the way you've holed yourself up it probably hasn't mattered much anyway.

[Private to Anko]

[puppet_facade]

Yeah, no shit. Seein' tha' she migh' even have th' scaples an' tourniqets t'do it, too. C'n we leave th' descriptive details of castration outta this?

Y'never know wit' them. Sneaky bastards. Yeah, righ' after she's finished wit' whatever point she's tryin' t'get across, I guess I'll have somethin' t'work wit. 'Martyr' 'cause 'pparently I en't th' only one carin' 'bout you, Ms. Popularity.

An' tha' jus' kills th' mood of stickin' anythin' in you. I never said 'no', so don't go all pissy on me. I jus' hope you learned tha' Couch threat is a double-edged blade.

[Private to Kankurou]

[dango_diva]

Sorry darlin', no pity from me. I've actually been under her care while on her shit list and speak first hand here. For a doctor she's quick to forget the anesthetics~♥

Again, not telling me anything I don't already know much as I hate to admit it, but like I said...even the possibility of it being a cure is more than enough for me at the moment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,you don't have to remind me dammit. But honestly, what in the hell are you doing in there anyway? There is life outside of whatever's got your attention in there.

[love_akane]

Unfortunately, contrary to popular belief, I am human, and therefore suffer the same physical hindrances as most of humanity. I can't make myself heal more quickly.

... That doesn't keep me from trying, though. You aren't the only one who's nerves are starting to fray thanks to the tension in the air.

[dango_diva]

Yeah, but that sure as hell doesn't have either of you two trying to make nice either, brat. I mean seriously, 'Kurou rarely wanders out of his shop and the few seconds I can actually keep him out of there, you both are bristling right back up.

A little teensy bit of effort is all I'm asking for here.

You're brothers...how about you two act like it for a change

[love_akane]

Familial ties are inane and unimportant.

He's a stranger, and strangers aren't meant to be trusted.

[dango_diva]

If that were the truth you wouldn't have asked about your sister now would you? Stop lying to yourself.

Yet you trusted me enough to bring you home with me and if that weren't bad enough, you came back of your own free will. He's only a stranger because you both are complete and utter fucking idiots. ♥