Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive ( Read more... )

posting for the first time in almost a year just to tell everyone i have the best girlfriend ever.

i had this dream two nights ago so i need to write it so i never forget it because it was the best dream ever ( Read more... )

Jake Peavy vs Brandon Webb

Adam: Higher than 15 pts on ERA+

Dan: Less than 10 pts on ERA+

Adam Eaton:

Adam - 179 IP, 145 K, 4.61 ERA, 1.39 WHIP

Dan - 169 IP, 132 K, 5.13 ERA, 1.46 WHIP

THIS IS WHY IM HOT
THIS IS WHY IM HOT
THIS IS WHY
THIS IS WHY
THIS IS WHY IM HOT

IM HOT CUZ IM FLY
YOU AINT CUZ YOU NOT
THIS IS WHY
THIS IS WHY
THIS IS WHY IM HOT

...what the fuck does that even mean?

one thing that i'll never understand is why people drink. i mean, i understand why they do it, but people that drink usually don't. if you've ever asked a person why they drink, you always get the same answers. "it's something to do", "its a way to have fun", "way to help deal with problems". you almost never hear "its because i want to fit in ( Read more... )

i'm happy right now.

lol @ sluts

"you can lead a whore to water
and you can bet she'll drink and follow orders"

WHAT WAS I THINKING LOL

unless your name is rob, adam, tyler, greg, brian, chris, jeremy, shane, michelle, adrianna, my mom, my dad, or my sister, there's a good chance that i hate you. fuck off, probably.

okay so i'm writing this cuz i need to. i just saw chris conley (of saves the day) live and acoustic with about 200 other people, and it was seriously one of the best times of my life. i was probably 8 feet away from the guy who has written some of my favorite songs ever. he is the singer of my favorite band ever. his words have gotten me ( Read more... )