i have been 21 for some odd number of days now....i have not gone 24 hours without drinking, even if it's cheap wine from 7-11, i'm still all about that shit.

pictures...


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1 bike accident
1/2 pint of blood lost all over diversy
1 ambulance ride
2 friends
4 hours in the hospital
12 stitches in my chin
1 broken jaw
2 fat lips
5 bruises (that i can count)
2000 tears
1 prescription for vicodin
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i'm really hungry and it's pretty early in the morning...

oh and i heard jess white puts out if you give her a pint of any kind of alcohol.

shyeahhh.

last night i fell asleep on the living room floor in my favorite hoodie and levi's for hours and hours. james left when my roomate came home and she was crying and i meant to be all supportive but i accidently passed the fuck out when she went across the street to 7-11 ( Read more... )

i work at a cereal bar. yes...i know some people may think it's strange. we have over 30 different kinds of cereal and over 30 different kinds of topping and people love it. we have crazy regulars and my job consists of eating cereal all day...but that's alright because it's a 4 mile bike ride to work. i get paid good and i work full time every ( Read more... )

The only reason why it is cool to be at a party with Vince Vaughn is because he was in an episode of Sex and the City and he has touched Sarah Jessica Parker...and that just brings her that much closer to me ( Read more... )

i don't really update anymore ( Read more... )

yesterday was mother fucking amazing ( Read more... )

since my hair is so short, it is in 15 thousand directions when i wake up in the morning. it's craziness.

it's like in my sleep i am engaging in an 8 hour, balls to the wall sex fest that i don't even know about but in reality it's just little ol' dani sleepin in her bed all by her lonesome.

oh well. better luck next time?

i'm so super duper sleepy.
i'm going to post a picture of my new mullet soon.

ryan deleted his livejournal on impulse, and that's why he is cool.

ummm...did i already say that i am going to post pictures of my mullet soon?

i miss michigan sometimes, and a boy that i used to call mine...
randomness.