Those of you who know me know that one of my favorite things to do is complain. Although some maintain that complaining is completely futile and pointless, I beg to differ. Were it not for those of us who complain, then there would never be any sort of a positive change. For example, were it not for those obnoxious Hebrews who complained and ( Read more... )

As promised, this update is coming to you from the Apple store in the grove. It is far superior. I particularly like the ambiance. Really, I'm just here because I needed to use the interweb to get a number that I was too cheap to get off of 411. Thats all. Shalom.

i think the apple store is amazing. I'm at the one in century city right now. Tomorrow, if I remember, i'll post another update from the apple store. Only it'll be the one at the grove. I'll try to analyze them both and decide which one is superior. This one is currently losing because of these annoying Asians next to me laughing amongst ( Read more... )

As you can see, my livejournal has a new look. Whereas it used to be blue and ugly, now its darker and more earthy. Every entry has my picture next to it. If I remember correctly, this picture was taken probably sometime in 2003/4. I was much skinnier then. And crazier. But crazy in a good way. Like, you wouldn't think I was crazy...but I ( Read more... )

I hate the fact that I have haven't updated since September. Also, I hate the fact that nobody will be reading this.

i hate my livejournal.

that is all.

Around this time every year I like to think about the greatest “Saved by the Bell” episode of all time. Now, you might think that I’m talking about the Jessie-Spano-caffeine-pill-“I’m so excited”-freak out episode where they tried singing that song but couldn’t because Jessie was “so excited…soo scared.” But nayyyyyy, I’m talking about the ( Read more... )

Every summer my family goes on a vacation. Last year it was Canada, the year before it was Israel, the year before it was, ummm, I forgot. But we do family vacations every year ( Read more... )

Benjy didn't pass away, he's just dead to me.

I am listening to the Moshav Band...loving it!

A History of Violence was nat a good movie.

Jessica:

I hope you are doing well and that this letter is reaching you in good health. I am writing to inform you that I need you to search your house with the intent of finding my watch. It is a black, plastic, Casio calculator watch (it looks like this:
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